MINNEAPOLIS, MN – A Minnesota judge says he and the state have had enough of snowstorms.
So much in fact, he’s granted a temporary restraining order against winter.
Hennepin County Judge Kevin Burke filed the order Thursday on behalf of Minnesota citizens, ordering Meteorologists, Old Man winter and Mister Snow not to allow any more snowfalls this winter.
Yes, not even Adam Clark is sparred from the parody order.
Judge Burke wrote there is compelling evidence in the record that Minnesota meteorologists have conspired with the other defendants to increase television and radio ratings.
The restraining order only affects Minnesota and not Wisconsin.